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How to Cross the Road and Not Turn into a Pizza

Anne Fine, Tony Ross

How to Cross the Road and Not Turn into a Pizza

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

6 reviews

Crossing the road safely is like anything else – you can learn how to do it. That’s what Miss Talentino tells Simon and the rest of his class, and she even gives them a demonstration. But there is one big difference: if you get a question wrong in class, you won’t end up as flat as a pizza!

Reviews

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My favourite part of the book was when the kids crossed the pretend road.

Coach Cupcake Waxwork 27.09.2020

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Simon was clever and he loves math's and I love math's too. There was no lollypop lady and the teacher told them how to cross the road.

Princess Orchid Quagmire 04.08.2019

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A funny book with interesting characters. I liked the hedgehog bit best.!

General Sketch Godzilla 17.08.2018

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So funny! but very important to remember!!! ;)

Anonymous 06.06.2015

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It's really funny but it is also about a serious thing because it teaches you how long it should take to cross the road.

Anonymous 01.09.2014

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it is a dull but I love the start !!!!!!!

Anonymous 03.08.2014