Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle
Richard McCourt, Dominic Wood
What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? ‘Oh, look, a tin full of people!’
What do you do if you’re too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan.
Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.
What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz.
The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job.
In Dick v Dom – The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it’s up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!
Reviews

I liked all the jokes they were really funny the person I would vote for is Dick.
Professor Poseidon Bacon-slicer 15.08.2023

I gave it a 5 because they did really good jokes that made me smile and sometimes laugh!
Judge Majorca Rollerskate 31.08.2021

I really enjoyed this very funny book filled with jokes and I would also strongly recommend it too.
Senorita Kiki Rollercoaster 13.08.2020

I really enjoyed this book because the jokes are really funny (e.g Teacher: could you pay a little attention? Dom: I'm paying as little attention as I can.) I RECOMMEND THIS BOOK FOR YOU!!!
Queen Phoenix Rollercoaster 27.07.2018

it is my favoret book ever it had some really good jokes there are lots of my favorets but my favoret favoret was what is the capital of England I dont know E (it is really london)
Judge Birthday-cake Snivel 24.07.2018