The Funny Life of Pets
James Campbell, Rob Jones
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own.
Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you’ll ever need!
Written by the outstanding children’s comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book…You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between.
This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things.
WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
Reviews

I loved this book and found it so funny.
Queen Sunny Jumpsuit 10.03.2025

An amazing book wow
Anonymous 04.09.2023

it was good
Captain Ice-T Hammersmith 01.09.2023

This book was so funny I fell over laughing (seriously!) I would recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a book where you can read it in any order. My favourite page is when James Campbell makes up dog names!! And he makes up dogs too.
Queen Lacey Spaghetti-Hoops 18.08.2023

I met the author at an event at the library, he was SO funny!! I loved this book, it is easy to read because it is all in small sections. I would recommend this book to anyone who loves animals
Professor River Hedgehog 08.08.2023

it was a funny read
Anonymous 24.07.2023

It was really funny but it got a little bit boring towards the end.
Princess Pinky Bungalow 15.07.2023

I really liked this book because it was really funny and the illustrations made me laugh. i would reccomend this book.
Principal Iggy Elephant 28.07.2022

this is a fun fact book
Queen Bernice Manatee 25.07.2022

It is fiction. The pet i liked the best is the dog because he is cute. I is not factual. I would recommend this book to someone else.
Judge Hank Bumblebee 04.01.2022

This book was really funny and all the pages had pictures and it was you funny that every time I read it it Made me laugh every time and admire the pictures! I would recommend the book to other people. but I wouldn’t recommend using it for homework
Senorita Honeycomb Hammersmith 30.12.2021

whether you love pets, want a pet or don't like pets at all but you love laughing so much you end up crying on the floor-this is the perfect book for you!
Senorita Wanda Desperado 21.08.2021

Hilarious no one could make it more funny. Definitely the funniest book ever writen . Recommend it to all ages.
Baroness Rose Sparrow 07.08.2021

It's super funny
Anonymous 21.07.2021

I think it is a really funny and good book. I liked the dogs the best. Yes I would recommend it to everyone.
Anonymous 19.07.2021

A funny book about pets.
Major Octopus Mozzarella 02.09.2020

A very amusing look at pets and animals.
Don Pongo Bookmark 24.08.2020

I would recommend it . Absolutely funny.
Anonymous 04.08.2020

It had some real facts. It was partly fictional. I think it was really good and I would recommend it to someone else
Baroness Angora Hoverboard 29.07.2020

It’s really funny, there’s loads of interesting things. When I read a few pages my teacher laughed her socks off. I always pick it up and read different sections and IT makes me laugh. I recommend it to my friend willow because she likes pets too
Anonymous 27.07.2020