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The Nothing to See Here Hotel

Steven Butler, Steven Lenton

The Nothing to See Here Hotel


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Average rating

4 out 5

229 reviews

The first in a wickedly funny new series from the Roald Dahl Funny Prize shortlisted author Steven Butler!



I think it’s good but at the start it was boring. When you read it more you will like it, trust me. I would recommend it to everyone because it is nice. Reviewed by: General Diamond Bucket

Anonymous 03.07.2018

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It was very good because it is interesting to read and how many events happened in the story. I liked Frankie banister she was the main character and she fought evil vines,Giant heads and a human with superpowers. It is a monster hotel with all sorts of monsters in it.

Queen Ariel Scratchings 24.01.2024


I liked it because it was very silly

Queen Nectarine Pinkerton 11.12.2023


The book was really funny

Officer Esmerelda Ketchup 01.12.2023


I am not a big fan of troll's stories but I still liked this book.

Doctor Cynthia Squirrel 04.09.2023


This book was very funny and I liked it.

Fairy Blossom Hedgehog 01.09.2023



Judge Trigger Pineapple 30.08.2023


This book is packed with comedy and I would really like to go to the nothing to see here hotel because as hectic as it is you've always have something new to discover and that's why I would recommend this book to most people around my age.

Duchess Bubbles Pendragon 25.08.2023

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it was very creative and imaginative especially fun since reading is one of my ways of calming down

Professor Boadicea Quarantine 22.08.2023


It was very interesting. The red Dragon pet was my favourite character

Lord Pirate Bottlenose 17.08.2023


It's fantastic and really funny.

Nurse Jewel Frozen-Peas 13.08.2023


It was good an I liked the pictures. I liked the battles and the baby dragon

Doctor Leach Mildew 10.08.2023


I liked the characters in the book, and i think think the book is fiction, and the book is funny. I would recommend it

Mademoiselle Jewel Bottlenose 06.08.2023


A fun filled adventure with ugly grannies and grumpy prince's.

Anonymous 05.08.2023


I loved this book. It was hilarious and the thought that was put into it was amazing. I won’t spoil it but the ending was great. I would recommend this book to all children who like a good laugh.

Director Angora Toothpaste 03.08.2023


I would recommend this book because it is very funny

Marshal Panther Birdbath 03.08.2023


I found this book imaginative and an exciting read!

Professor Peaches Jamboree 01.08.2023


i kind of liked the book because it was a little funny

Esquire Switch Quagmire 23.07.2023


I thought this book was good because it had lots of amazing twists in it

Chief Itchy Godzilla 06.04.2023


Great book

Viscountess Flopsy Gravy 30.01.2023

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