The Nothing to See Here Hotel: Volume 1
Steven Butler, Steven Lenton
‘This book is so good you won’t blunking believe it!’ Tom Fletcher
‘Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist…’ Cressida Cowell
‘A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.’ Francesca Simon
‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ Liz Pichon
‘A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.’ Jeremy Strong
‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ Kaye Umansky
Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents who run the hotel.
When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret… The first book in a fabulously funny series by bestselling author Steven Butler, with a host of whacky characters brought to life with illustration from the wonderful Steven Lenton!Reviews

I think it’s good but at the start it was boring. When you read it more you will like it, trust me. I would recommend it to everyone because it is nice. Reviewed by: General Diamond Bucket
Anonymous 03.07.2018

Star Reviewer

It was a cool book to read.
Senorita Magnolia Sudoku 10.10.2024

My favourite part of this book is when prince grogbah comes and acts like a very lazy and bosses everyone around and tells them what to do and wear.
Director Pinky Borchester-Smythe 02.09.2024

Sometimes this book was a bit silly
Madam Beany Hedgehog 02.09.2024

A fun and magical story.
Senorita Flossy Teabag 20.08.2024

I liked that Prince Grobah was captured by Frankie. The Molar Sisters were funny because they spoke in a funny way. I liked the plot of the story.
Principal Daffodil Peninsula 12.08.2024

Very funny and entertaining
Officer Iggy Sunshine 02.08.2024

Funny
Queen Fenella Waterfall 31.07.2024

Me and my mummy thought that it was funny that chapter one was called ‘Not all old ladies are nice’. This book was really funny, and one of my favourite parts was when Wailing Norris the ghost was told to shut up. I’d definitely recommend it to other people to read and want to read the other books in the series too.
Baroness Iggy Washington 26.07.2024

Star Reviewer

It was very good.
Coach Diamond Mystery 23.07.2024

It was very good because it is interesting to read and how many events happened in the story. I liked Frankie banister she was the main character and she fought evil vines,Giant heads and a human with superpowers. It is a monster hotel with all sorts of monsters in it.
Queen Ariel Scratchings 24.01.2024

I liked it because it was very silly
Queen Nectarine Pinkerton 11.12.2023

The book was really funny
Officer Esmerelda Ketchup 01.12.2023

I am not a big fan of troll's stories but I still liked this book.
Doctor Cynthia Squirrel 04.09.2023

This book was very funny and I liked it.
Fairy Blossom Hedgehog 01.09.2023

Funny
Judge Trigger Pineapple 30.08.2023

This book is packed with comedy and I would really like to go to the nothing to see here hotel because as hectic as it is you've always have something new to discover and that's why I would recommend this book to most people around my age.
Duchess Bubbles Pendragon 25.08.2023

Star Reviewer

it was very creative and imaginative especially fun since reading is one of my ways of calming down
Professor Boadicea Quarantine 22.08.2023

It was very interesting. The red Dragon pet was my favourite character
Lord Pirate Bottlenose 17.08.2023

It's fantastic and really funny.
Nurse Jewel Frozen-Peas 13.08.2023