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Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Holiday. Ever. (Pirate Blunderbeard, Book 2)

Amy Sparkes, Ben Cort

Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Holiday. Ever. (Pirate Blunderbeard, Book 2)

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

5 out 5

19 reviews

Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return?

Set sail with the funniest pirate on the seven seas in this hilarious adventure for readers of 7+ with brilliant pictures throughout from ALIENS LOVE UNDERPANTS illustrator Ben Cort. My stupid brother has tricked me into the worst holiday ever… on the Island of No Return. I’m stuck here with just a chicken for company unless I can find some treasure – then Blackbeard says he will come and get me (nice of him). All I have to do is follow a treasure map through a jungle full of pirate-eating creatures (no problem), into the deepest, darkest probably-haunted cave (not at all scary, not at all scary, not at all scary) and track down the hidden gold that is so well hidden everyone gets lost trying to find it (perfect). My life is ruined. Signed Pirate Blunderbeard. Pirate Blunderbeard might be on the worst holiday ever but it’s also the funniest – laugh-out-loud fun for readers of 7+

Reviews

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I really liked this book. There were lots of funny things and Blunderbeard got into lots of trouble, but things turned out well in the end.

Count Crocodile Arlington 24.01.2025

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They were looking for tresure

Professor Kipper Arlington 02.08.2024

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I think he was trying to get the treasurer and I recommend this book

Professor Kipper Arlington 28.07.2024

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Gold sniffing chicken has flames coming out of its nose and does enormous farts.

General Octopus Legend 20.08.2023

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We love this pirate series. Enjoying the pirate adventures

Coach Pluto Porridge-Oats 09.01.2023

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Very funny and creepy and silly

Prince Kipper Bookmark 10.09.2022

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This was amazing. Blunderbeard's chicken, Boris can sniff out the lost treasure.

Corporal Catapult Pipistrel 18.08.2021

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Boris the chicken is really funny and my favourite character, along with her owner Blunderbeard.

General Panther Dalmatian 11.08.2021

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Funny book for children love it it’s also a bit silly because there is pants from OTHER people.YUCK! The main character is funny and makes a LOT of enemies but I would really recommend this book to whoever is out there xoxoxo

Madam Peaches Birdbath 09.08.2021

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I liked it when Pirate Blunderbeard got stranded on an island and he found lots of treasure from the treasure map.

Judge Octopus Shortbread 24.10.2020

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It is a book about pirates. They find treasure and he has a funny chicken called Boris. Blunderbeard was my favourite character. I would recommend this book.

Sir Dragon Pipistrel 31.08.2020

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I think that this book is amazing, and my favourite character is Pirate Blunderbeard. I recommend this book

Commander Slip Godzilla 12.08.2020

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I would rate this book a 4 because of the dangerous mission and the adventure. Its a fiction book and my favourite character was the boy (Pirate Blunderbeard) because he was not scared of anything. I would recommend this book to my friends because it makes you want to go and find treasure.

Sir Stinky Teacup 09.08.2020

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i thought it was a good book. i read that the reds stopped blunderbeard with everything. it is fiction i like boris. the adventures intrested me i would recommend it.

Commander Muscles Bobble-hat 06.08.2020

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I liked this book because it is an adventure story. My favourite bit was when the volcano erupted because it was funny!

Doctor Jazzy Volcano 06.08.2020

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I liked it because it was very exciting and really funny. I liked Pirate Blunderbeard the best. I would recommend it to a friend.

Sergeant Jupiter Wellington 26.06.2020

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It was really good

Sir Race-car Mildew 12.06.2020

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Loved it. My favourite character was Pirate Redruth

Countess Pixie Anteater 17.08.2018

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Very funny

Anonymous 07.08.2017