The Great Caravan Catastrophe
Mark Lowery
‘Mark Lowery is far too funny’ Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM
The fourth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series
Incredibly, unbelievably, Roman’s cousin is marrying the cousin of Rosie Taylor (AKA The Worst Person Who Ever Lived) cousin.
Reviews

Okay
King Neptune Armchair 02.01.2025

Really funny
Captain Rapunzel Teacup 04.09.2024

Another laugh a minute Roman Garstang story! Could Rosie get anymore awful? Apparently, yes. Gamble is crazier than ever and poor Roman is swept along by them as usual. Brilliant.
Anonymous 06.09.2023

I enjoyed this because it’s super funny.
King Quicksand Shortbread 13.08.2023

I just absolutely loved this book it is my favourite book I just wish it never ended
Nurse Beany Jumpsuit 17.07.2022

This book was good. It was funny and it made me laugh. I felt was ruined though, by this irritating girl, Rosie.
Dame Candyfloss Bottlenose 30.12.2021

This was really funny, my favourite character was Vanya, I would recommend
Senorita Blueberry Postage-Stamp 22.08.2021

A hilarious adventure full of laughs.
Major Octopus Mozzarella 25.07.2021

The book was very, very funny. I loved it lots because a boy had to go camping with his friend/enemy (frenemy). There was a catastrophe that was exciting and nerve racking. Lots of unexpected things happened in the story.
Viscountess Honeycomb Manatee 09.09.2020

It was funny and made me laugh out loud.
Esquire Stinky Sheep-Dip 07.09.2020

I really enjoyed this book it was very funny. It used lots of funny adjectives like the girl with the slug bum mouth.
Count Crocodile Teabag 05.09.2020

This fictional fantasy was a wonder to read and i highly recommend it
Master Pirate Skateboard 25.08.2020

This fictional fantasy was a wonder to read and i highly recommend it
Master Pirate Skateboard 25.08.2020

This book was long in places, bit I still enjoyed it. I liked the part when they went to Full Moon Campsite and when Rosie and her family lost their money.
Inspector Chip Casserole 24.08.2020

The book was funny and adventure. It was a boy called Roman Garstang who has a cousin called Lee who's marry Kat.But Kat was a cousin for a girl called Rosie who is all ways mean to Roman because they are both in the same school.Rosie was a rich family and both of Roman and Rosie was spend a week together and Rosie parents are pay for the wedding and Rosie said if the wedding has to be saved that means Roman has to do what ever I say . It was really bad because Roman had to do bad thing and had to wear a ugly dress to the wedding.The week when really bad and the wedding when bad and was about to be cancelled but the wedding but Roman Garstang saved the day and the wedding.
Officer Cupcake Shortbread 20.08.2020

good
Prince Horatio Sparrow 17.08.2020

It was a bit gruesome. I liked rosies mum best because she was funny. Yes I would recommend it to somebody else because it is gruesome and funny at the same time.
Officer July Bojangles 17.08.2020

This book is really funny. My favourite character is Darren Gamble because he is always doing silly things. I would recommend this book if you like a laugh.
Doctor Burp Peanut-butter 12.08.2020

This book is good and I always want to know what happens next.
Officer Panda Chipperfield 12.08.2020

Roman's cousin Lee is marrying a lovely young woman called Kat. But when Kat turns out to be Rosie Taylor's cousin, Roman thinks he is doomed. And when his supposed 'friend', Darren Gamble, blows up their caravan, Roman realises how right he was!
Anonymous 07.08.2020