The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
Emer Stamp
Subjects
- Animal Tales - bundles of fur, fluff and fun
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
Average rating
""Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story"" - Booktrust The first book in the Diaries of Pig series of chapter books – filled with Pig’s hilarious illustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page. We love Pig (we can’t help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can’t help it either. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn’t speak any Farmer. But Duck does (Duck’s clever like that), and he’s determined his best friend should know the truth. This is tough for Pig. But Pig won’t just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf), because there’s help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens have a plan… Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed with Pig’s own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud humour that children (and adults) will love Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts Perfect for fans of Tom Gates, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and the Babe films PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG ""Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your child won’t have seen anything like this before"". - Junior
""The jovial diary entries of Pig,
and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination
involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.
I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this.""
– The Bookbag
""Children and adults
alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal
story"" – Booktrust
Reviews
I liked the humour and how it involved a pig.
Captain Pongo Bacon-slicer 20.07.2024
Really funny but also sad :(
Officer Phoenix Mouse 07.09.2023
The language is peculiar and funny. I enjoyed reading it a lot but auntie could have made it more interesting by adding funny bits more often. I would surely recommend this to others.
Judge Mildred Custard 19.07.2023
! I thought it was really cool!!! and to be honest it is unbelievable! it was fiction, my favourite character was pig. I definitly recommend
Countess Blossom Fascination 11.09.2022
I really liked this book it was really funny. My favourite bit was when he did a fart and all the people block there nose. I thought the evil chickens were very funny too. I would definitely recommend this book for some one else.
Baroness Letizia Vampire 24.08.2022
Fantastic
Professor Majorca Sausage-Roll 10.08.2022
I love this book because I love diarys and pigs
Countess Harmonica Spinner 30.07.2022
Was ok. Recommend for 7 year olds
Anonymous 26.07.2022
This book was really good and very funny. I would recommend it to any under 12 year old
Captain Neptune Waterfall 16.07.2022
The pig and his friend and the evil fox.
Anonymous 15.07.2022
Yes it’s so funny I loved the journey of reading this book i at least read it three or four times
Anonymous 08.07.2022
This book was amazing because they send some chickens to space! It's a very funny book. My favourite character was Duck.
Commander Tyler Waterfall 06.09.2021
Super funny! I have read it in two languages now, Polish and English and I love it!
Countess Hopscotch Sofa 31.08.2021
One of the best books I have read, so funny
Viscount Ice-T Pipistrel 30.07.2021
Funny
Anonymous 20.09.2020
I recommend this book because it was funny and bonkers, and each page was funny. If you saw this in a bookshop you would think "oooh this is such a funny book!"
Sir Slip Turkey 05.09.2020
its funny
Anonymous 28.08.2020
It was very funny. I would recommend it.
Principal Rapunzel Bucket 24.08.2020
I would recommend this book to someone 7-8years old
Don Gargoyle Stegosaurus 21.08.2020
This book is SO funny because Pig covers himself in poo. He writes his own diary and it is fully of really funny bits. The Evil Chickens like pooing on cow's back, pecking pig when he is not looking and are going to build a space rocket out of a tractor.
Anonymous 21.08.2020
