The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig
Emer Stamp
""Utterly original and very, very funny"" The Times ""You will be laughing your socks off"" The Guardian The fourth in the Pig series of chapter books in diary form – with Pig’s hilarious illustrations on every page. I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. I wouldn’t blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, ‘Don’t be silly! Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it’s totally impossible.’ But it’s not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty. They’d all tell you… It’s all 1,000% true and 10,000% BONKERS! Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed with Pig’s own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud humour that children (and adults) will love Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts Perfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID ""Utterly original and very, very funny"" – The Times ""You will be laughing your socks off"" – The Guardian BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book 1) Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2) The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book 3) The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book 4)
Reviews

This book was really funny my favourite character is pig he is so silly.I would recommend this book to people who like funny and silly books.
Mademoiselle Daisy Quarantine 12.01.2025

this book is totally bonkers diary of pig how does pig get himself all the time? Luckily he has got help by duck. They make such a good team making the book more interesting each page.
Coach July Owl 31.07.2024

It’s very funny.
Judge Mildred Custard 04.09.2023

It was really funny and a great adventure. It’s my second favourite in the series.
Countess Honeycomb Porridge-Oats 27.08.2023

Star Reviewer

Hilarious
General Iggy Fink 22.08.2023

My favorite characters are Pig,Duck,Cow,Rusty,Ki-ki and the sheep. I would recommend this to somebody who likes farts.
Lieutenant Jazzy Sequins 27.07.2023

This is a funny and entertaining book with a lot of farts, fun and pig poo. I think that this book has a great story and can be understood without reading the rest of the series however since the book was supposed to be written by a pig some of the sentences don’t really make sense and it can be hard to understand what characters are trying to say.
Queen Kangaroo Washington 22.07.2023

I really enjoyed this book because Mrs Jingle Jangle thought that Pig had eaten KiKi the Turkey. I would recommend this book to people who like funny books, it made me giggle.
Professor Babs Peninsula 25.08.2022

I like the misunderstanding of it.
General Bernice Armchair 01.08.2022

I like this book because it was funny
Countess Harmonica Spinner 30.07.2022

I liked the bit where Pig met a soldier dog named Rusty.
Senor Merlin Paddington 30.07.2022

I like Rusty the most because he was fearless and I would recommend this book to people who enjoy funny books
Fairy Sunny Buffalo 28.07.2022

The book was amazing and very fun to read. The book made me laugh. I would recommend for 7 years olds and above to read! My favourite character was Ki-ki.
General Poseidon Jamboree 21.07.2022

Pig thinks that he ate his friend but chicken tricked him
Principal Blueberry Stegosaurus 02.06.2022

I love this book so much. it's funny and Pig meets a new friend and a LOT happens with chickens (evil ones!) This is the first Diary of Pif book I've read and I loved. I recommend it to you
Senorita July Vegas 01.11.2021

I liked the characters equally. I would recommend this book to someone else.
Lady Sapphire Sequins 03.08.2021

Totally Bonkers, very funny.
Anonymous 20.09.2020

Have you ever heard of a soldier pig ?
Nurse Cupcake Mystery 01.09.2020

Funny. Double funny. Triple funny.
Captain Chesney Desperado 01.09.2020

I liked rusty best, because he was a dog. I thought it was funny
Senorita Sapphire Flattery 24.08.2020