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Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Loch Ness Mess

Alan Dapre, Yuliya Somina

Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Loch Ness Mess

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

5 reviews

When Porridge was a wee kitten he toppled into a tin of tartan paint — which is easy to do and not so easy to say.

Now he lives by Loch Loch with the quirky McFun family: Gadget Grandad, Groovy Gran, Dino Dad, Mini Mum and the twins, Roaring Ross and Invisible Isla. Everyone has a super secret - or two- and Porridge is always there to lend a helping paw when things go awry. If there’s a fishy biscuit in it for him…

And things do often go awry in the McFun family. It’s a good job Porridge has nine lives!


Porridge the Tartan cat (it’s a long story involving a tin of tartan paint!) and the twins, Isla and Ross, have been dragged to Loch Ness where Dino Dad is hoping to dig up some pre-historic bones. But when a magic wishing bone transforms Dino Dad into a real-life dinosaur, he’s mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster and captured by a Nessie-hunter!

Can they prove Dino Dad isn’t really Nessie and save him from the dastardly Fergus McFungus? Join Porridge and the twins on this dino-tastic, Nessie-riding romp around Scotland’s most famous loch. What a Loch Ness mess!


In this zany new series for young readers, Porridge purrfectly CAT-a-logs the family’s hilarious adventures from a cat’s-eye perspective. With wacky twists, silly word play and meow-nificent illustrations in every chapter, readers won’t even want to paws for breath.

Reviews

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It very imaginative and I thought it was brilliant.

Anonymous 16.12.2023

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This book is about: Ross and Isla are going to the loch with dad to find dinosaur bones and when dad found one he turns to dino dad and a bad guy called Fergus is tring to catch him and porridge the tartan cat is trying to help not to get dino dad to Fergus

Baron Pongo Palm-tree 05.08.2023

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I think this book is great because it has magic and adventures with Nessie. As Dad turned into a dinosaur and Fungus got him he and tried locking him so he could create an evil army and destroy the world, but the Mcfun twins and Porridge save dad.

Anonymous 31.07.2023

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Very funny

Anonymous 07.08.2019

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It was very funny and I look forward to reading more.

Anonymous 19.08.2018