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The Chicken Nugget Ambush

Mark Lowery

The Chicken Nugget Ambush

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
  • Friends & Family - tears and laughter, and happy ever after

Average rating

4 out 5

40 reviews

An outdoor adventure trip is one thing, but can Roman Garstang survive a chicken nugget-only diet?

Roman Garstang is all set for his class trip to Farm View outdoor survival centre. There are only three issues:

1. With Darren Gamble as his new ‘BFF’ how can Roman make friends with funny, cool girl Vanya?
2. Roman will be sharing a tent with Kevin (AKA ‘The Pukelear Missile’) for THREE DAYS
3. Mum has prescribed a strict chicken nugget-only diet (Seriously?!)

It’s time to put his new survival skills to the test . . .

Reviews

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I could predict what was going to happen and i like surprises.

Viscountess Tuesday Toothpaste 30.08.2024

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Ok

Marshal Bubbles Custard 27.09.2023

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It was quite funny but at the same time a bit boring

Countess Fenella Legend 21.08.2023

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a very funny book. I really like this series

Chief Burp Pumpernickel 01.08.2023

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It is super griping.It pulls you into the story.It is also a laugh.(also kind of weird.)With dramatic twist and over dramatic people.

General Ursula Submarine 01.08.2023

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I thought the book was quite good. It was funny at some points and, serious at other points. My favorite character was Roman Garstang. And i would recommend this to someone else

Gordon P 11.09.2022

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This was a funny book. I would like to read the other books in the series.

Sergeant Catapult Peanut-butter 13.08.2022

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It's funny and crazy. The best character is Roman Garstang because he's funny.

Sergeant Pluto Hammersmith 10.08.2022

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I just absolutely loved this book this is my favourite book I just wish it never ended

Nurse Beany Jumpsuit 17.07.2022

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It was very funny. It made me laugh. I liked when a Roman got attached by chickens and when Kevin made them clean the car. It's fiction. My favourite character is Roman.

Empress Bijou O’Doughnut 10.09.2021

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Nothing ever goes right for Roman and this one is just another story of disaster. There are a lot of chickens, cows and chicken nuggets. And lots of silliness.

Master Crocodile Pinkerton 29.08.2021

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It was one of the funniest book I have read.

Anonymous 28.08.2021

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Star Reviewer

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I loved it!

Count Crocodile Teabag 22.08.2021

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Near the end a cow weed on romoms sleeping bag and everyone thought he wet the bed

Anonymous 11.08.2021

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It is a funny book and I would definitely recommend it. I really enjoyed reading it.

Lady Ariel Bouncy-castle 27.07.2021

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I liked this book because I like chicken nuggets

Madam Kangaroo Legend 27.07.2021

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This book was great!

Lady Ariel Bouncy-castle 27.07.2021

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I've already reviewed another book from this series, The Attack Of The Woolly Jumper, but this book was my favourite. Again, this goes too ALL of the books in the series, it is full of toilet humour so I'd recommend it to a younger age group. If you're looking for a thick, challenging book then I wouldn't recommend this book (This is the rudest book in the series.)

Anonymous 15.01.2021

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i liked this book because every thing went wrong.

Count Peanuts Quagmire 24.08.2020

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It had some very hilarious words!

Esquire Stinky Sheep-Dip 23.08.2020