Compton Valance - Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate
Matt Brown, Lizzie Finlay
Magnificently moustachioed madman Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead and set on using his pirate galleon time machine to become OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE. It’s up to Trainee Time Crime Agents Compton and Bryan to stop him, in a battle involving the pongiest pants in history, the Great Fish-Slapping Game and a LOT of custard pies.
Reviews
I enjoyed reading this book and I recommend it to people who love a good laugh. My favourite character is this book was Bryan Compton best friend he made me laugh with the funny things he would say to the other people.
Doctor Angel Casserole 18.08.2023
I enjoy Matt browns books they are funny you should read it
General Jazzy Peanut-butter 14.08.2022
This book was very funny and I would definitely recommend it to someone else, my favourite character was the agent who kept doing action poses even when spying on the villian. It's a humorous book and very interesting, I'd like to read the rest of the series in the future.
Mademoiselle Viper Bottlenose 04.08.2022
Really good
Baron Tyler Piano-key 25.08.2021
Such a good read. Had a good giggle
Anonymous 18.10.2020
It is a very funny book. It is set in the future. The funniest bit is when Mr Bundle (Senior) accidentally put Ancient Gnome not Ancient Rome on the dizzy Genie. I didn't have a favourite character. I would recommend this to people who read the other books in the series. This was the last in the series, but the only one I've read.
Constable Portobello Hoverboard 21.08.2020
A humorous with time travel through historical and future like periods.
Sir Chip Sofa 13.08.2020
This is an immensely funny book that made me laugh my socks off
Senorita Hopscotch Sudoku 02.08.2020
I liked this book the best out of all Compton Valance books. I really enjoyed it.
General Rip Waltzer 14.07.2020
It is very good I loved it I liked Compton the most because he is doing something stupid I would recommend it to someone else
Count Adolpho Bucket 03.12.2019
Rubbish.dus he have fancy-pants!!!!!!
Anonymous 31.08.2019
A really funny, good book.
Judge Switch Hoverboard 27.08.2019
Loved how funny it was
Sir Crocodile Hungry-Hippo 05.08.2019
If anybody likes moving through time books, this book is the one for you!
Anonymous 17.08.2018
This book was all about a time-pirate who traveled through time causing chaos. It was good, but it could have been a little bit more exciting.
Count Binky Rollerskate 17.07.2018
Even better than the other Compton Valances.Does Matt Brown have more to give?
Anonymous 22.06.2018
amazing
Anonymous 04.08.2017
This is a really funny book. He gets smashed with golden poo!
Anonymous 08.07.2017
