Dirty Beasts
Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake
Dirty Beasts is a collection of hilarious animal rhymes from the World’s NUMBER ONE Storyteller!
Reissued in the exciting new Roald Dahl branding.
A collection of (mainly) grisly beasts out for human blood, ranging from Gocky-Wock the crocodile to Sting-A-Ling the scorpion. Described in verse with all Dahl’s usual gusto and illustrated in suitably lurid style by Quentin Blake.
‘A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero’ – David Walliams
Exciting, bold and instantly recognisable with Quentin Blake’s inimitable artwork.
Reviews

Funny
Doctor Itchy Hedgehog 23.01.2025

I liked this book because I loved the magic frog. He turned into both a snail and the Roly Poly Bird. I think it was nice to read a book of poems and Roald Dahl made them really fun and special to read.
Marshal Petunia Biscuits 08.09.2024

I like the rhymes
Commander Poseidon Gravy 11.08.2024

I loved this booked because the rhymes about the animals made me laugh!
Empress Diamond Sparrow 08.08.2024

Imagine being eaten by a crocodile. Imagine sleeping with a scorpion. Imagine seeing a giant frog. If you are scared of lions, crocodiles, snails, birds, frogs or scorpions, do not read this book. You will be frightened by these legendary creatures. If not, this is a must-read.
Major Chip Buffalo 01.12.2023

Star Reviewer

In parts it was funny and in parts it was happy
Marshal Gator Godzilla 04.09.2023

I like the enormous crocodile and the piggy. I like how it is talking to you and how they act
Marshal Panther Scratchings 25.08.2023

Gruesome
Anonymous 23.08.2023

I would recommend this book because it has a lot of humor in it and I like the way Roald Dahl made the rhymes accurate with each other.
General Kangaroo Armchair 22.08.2023

It was really good. Easy to read and fun poems
Baroness Flopsy O’Doughnut 13.08.2023

Raf this book loads. Always enjoy it
General Aardvark Manatee 01.08.2023

It is overall a good book but I don't always understand what the book is saying
Anonymous 31.07.2023

I'd prefer there were stories more than poems, but it was still good
King Hank Paddington 17.05.2023

So funny. I would recommend it.
Empress Majorca Owl 23.09.2022

This book talks all about beasts.Recommend fot people who is brave.
Master Pluto Waltzer 31.08.2022

This book was very funny. I liked all the beasts. My favourite one was the cow. I really like Roald Dahl books, they are my favourites.
Lord Snoopy Sheep-Dip 06.09.2021

Dirty beast has set of rhymes which talk about weired creatures. I would recommend this book who like funny rhymes.
Superintendent Octopus Frozen-Peas 05.08.2021

This book is full of funny poems about animals. The Porcupine is the funniest of all the poems and made me laugh out loud!
Esquire Zeus Toothpaste 03.08.2021

Not good for people who get emotional over people being eaten. Very funny book.
Lady Cynthia Legend 21.08.2020

I loved this book and thought it was really funny. I would recommend it to a friend.
Captain Octopus Arlington 12.08.2020