Danger Really is Everywhere: School of Danger (Danger is Everywhere 3)
David O'Doherty, Chris Judge
Subjects
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
- Friends & Family - tears and laughter, and happy ever after
Average rating
SHORTLISTED FOR THE LAUGH OUT LOUD CHILDREN’S BOOK AWARDS 2016
The world’s greatest (and only) DANGEROLOGIST is back to make YOU into a Level 3 DANGEROLOGIST in his new SCHOOL OF DANGER handbook.
Following a mishap involving his DANGER MOBILE (shopping trolley) and the local school dinner lady, Docter Noel Zone joins the teaching staff to help out.
WARNING! BEWARE! CAUTION!
But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of DANGER – from VAMPIRE teachers to HAUNTED BOOKS! And when bikes start to go missing from around school, to Docter Noel, it’s never been clearer that DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE
Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE is the third brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
Praise for the DANGER IS EVERYWHERE series:
‘I dislocated my jaw laughing’ Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl
‘A brilliantly silly survival guide’ Sunday Express
‘A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.’ Time Out London
‘Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid’ The Times
‘A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today’s health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who’ll get the irony and relish the silliness.’ Financial Times
‘Brilliantly funny’ Gransnet
‘A brilliantly mapcap guide’ ni4Kids.com
‘Laugh-out-loud’ TheSchoolRun.comcom.
Reviews
Funny book!
Prince Bruno Birdbath 13.08.2024
This book is by far the funniest out of the collection. I enjoyed reading this book and would recommend it to anyone who always looks out for danger.
Judge Carnaby Sausage-Roll 09.07.2024
It’s great
Doctor Letizia Tyrannosaurus 04.07.2024
This is a really funny laugh out loud book. I've really enjoyed it.
Don Stinky Peanut-butter 15.05.2024
Funny
Constable Cornetto Bookmark 22.08.2023
So funny!
Anonymous 12.08.2023
I really liked the book because it was funny about dangers everywhere.
Anonymous 09.08.2023
I would recommend this book because is describing the school in a funny way!
Coach Blueberry Scratchings 21.07.2023
I liked the crawling under the hurdles bit!
Count Peanuts Supermarket 16.07.2023
It was a great read. I would highly recommend it😀
Marshal Leach Jamboree 31.08.2022
I liked Noel because he is really silly! He thinks bikes are dangerous. He thinks vampire are real.
Count Pudsey Toothpaste 06.08.2022
This book is about dangerology it make me laugh all the time. It taught me how to fight vampires when they are near me, how to defend yourself when you have been surrounded by danger.
Queen Marge Ridiculous 05.08.2022
It was very funny when Doctor (He insisted "docter") Noel Zone climbed up a tree and made an announcement to do safer (and weirder) sports day races. I couldn't put the book down till the end.
Superintendent Race-car Menace 22.07.2022
I like how it tells you about dangerous made up things
Prince Horatio Bouncy-castle 29.06.2022
I found 2 books out of the 3 in this series and they are fantastic, I loved reading this and the other one and I am excited to read the first book in the series if I can find it in the library too.
Officer Llama Possum 25.08.2021
Absolute nonsense and a whole week of cabbage soup! loved it
Lieutenant Switch Archer 20.08.2021
I love this series as it is really silly and fun.
Corporal Zeus Piano-key 26.07.2021
I really enjoyed this title
Countess Pinky Satellite 26.06.2021
This is the third book in the Danger is Everywhere series. It is not quite as funny as the first two, but it is still very good!
Constable Burp Partridge 13.12.2020
it was really funny
Captain Cupcake Bubble-wrap 11.12.2020
