The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters
Kara LaReau, Jen Hill
Subjects
- Action Adventures - chills, thrills and plenty of spills
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
Average rating
In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters will captivate middle-grade readers looking for humor, hijinks, and a swashbuckling good time. Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland, two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Together, they patiently await the return of their parents, who left on an errand years ago and have never returned. One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of pirates. They’re unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their parents. With whimsical illustrations and Roald Dahl–esque wit, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters is the visually stunning, laugh-out-loud funny start to a new series for readers who are looking for an anything-but-bland adventure.
Reviews
I love this book. I like Jaundice the best. I would recommend this book to everybody.
Senorita Sapphire Archer 10.09.2023
Star Reviewer
Small writing. Some parts were interesting.
Anonymous 04.09.2022
It's about 2 boring girls who do the same thing every day and eat the same meals every day. One day, the Bland Sisters hear a knock on the door and they are captured by a crew of woman pirates! This is the story of their adventures and it is exciting.
Officer Aphrodite Mittens 09.08.2022
My favourite characters were Kale and Jaundice The best part was when they found the letter from their parents
Madam Bernice Hungry-Hippo 13.09.2020
Good book
Senorita Blossom Racoon 21.08.2020
Amazing!
Anonymous 15.09.2018
I love this author and love the mystery and adventure in each and every book. I recommend you read this if you like going on adventures with the characters as this definitely does so. I just love this book and will read it again.
Anonymous 22.08.2018
This book was spectacular as jaunfice and kale wer kidnapped by pirates to clean the jolly regina ship....the ones who loves pirates should read this book
Anonymous 24.12.2017
Does anyone likes pirates?I like !!!!anyone who loves pirates should read this book.....
Anonymous 19.11.2017
who loves pirates should read this book....
Anonymous 18.11.2017
I think it was a great read. It was funny and it had great shanties you will have a good time singing. :)
Anonymous 23.08.2017
This is a great story sending out the message that adventure can happen anywhere, even in the most boring of places. My favourite character was peg because she was kind to everyone. This book was great and is perfect for lovers of adventure, pirates and dictionaries.
Anonymous 19.08.2017
AMAZING !!!!! I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH I COULD READ IT 100000000000000000 TIMES !
Anonymous 16.08.2017
There is too much feminism in this book!!!
Anonymous 16.08.2017
This book is the best , most interesting ,most awesome book ever!!! You have to read it next
Anonymous 10.08.2017
this book blew me away by how gripping , absorbing, and amazing it is if you think one book is good then read this .You haven't lived until you've read this book. START NOW!!!
Anonymous 07.08.2017
This book was a bit bad because it was about the bland sisters getting kidnapped by pirates.I think the book is for people at the age 9-11. This book is mainly for girls but boys can also read it because it's about pirates.
Anonymous 01.08.2017
I loved this book. It had pirates and it taught me that you might not like something at first but after some time you will get excited.
Anonymous 09.07.2017
I thought the book was adventurous because they go to a pirate ship and they act like pirates. They ate like pirates and they even dressed up like pirates.
Anonymous 15.06.2017
I thought the book was really good because there were two girls who sailed on a huge ship and the Bland Sisters have exciting adventures.
Anonymous 14.06.2017