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The Twits

Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake

The Twits

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

77 reviews

A brilliant new hardback edition of Roald Dahl’s The Twits with a hairy beard cover! Touch-and-feel Mr Twit’s straggly old beard and even stick bits of food in it to make it even more disgusting…!

The Twits are possibly the nastiest and most disgusting of all Roald Dahl’s characters.
They smell because they never wash, they fight because they play tricks on each other, AND they hate children. But worst of all, they keep monkeys in their back garden. In cages. It’s time for the monkeys to get their revenge on these two most revolting creatures . . .

The Twits is the most-read book in primary schools and you can also listen to THE TWITS and other Roald Dahl audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry – plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios! And look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting bestseller, TWIT OR MISS! inspired by the revolting Twits.

Reviews

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I love this book. Everything about it is well written and described. My favorite character is Mr Twit. I highly recommend this book to anyone who likes nasty, rotten things.

Inspector Carnaby Bumblebee 06.08.2024

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I don’t like bird pies.

Marshal Angel Wellington 30.06.2024

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My favourite character was the chief monkey because he managed to get the Twits upside down. I interested me how monkeys can be so smart and birds, I also am interested how humans can be so cruel. I recommend it for someone who wants to read a funny story .

Professor Portobello Spaghetti-Hoops 14.01.2024

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It was really funny

Viscountess Rapunzel Gormenghast 21.09.2023

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The twits do very cheeky things.

Professor Flopsy Bluebird 19.08.2023

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I don't like this boook because it all about hate children and thing s

Dona Sapphire Desperado 06.08.2023

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It was funny

King Adolpho Armadillo 24.07.2023

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Mr and Mrs Twit are a horrid couple until some monkeys end them.

Viscount Natty Banana 14.02.2023

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I like this book, it's about a family of two MR. and Mrs. Twit. They play nasty tricks on each other find out more by reading it, would recommend!

Senorita Petronella Costa-Rica 31.08.2022

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Love rohl dahl books

Constable Mars Pawprint 26.08.2022

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The worm spaghetti was really funny.

Senor Sandwich Chocolate-mousse 03.08.2022

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All stinky twits be rude to the animals

Judge Phoenix Sunshine 26.07.2022

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Totally hilarious! I loved it and I would definately reccomend it to a friend. Best Roald Dahl book I ever read in 2022. Isn't it funny how the monkeys and the birds could talk!

King Cornetto Bertrand 20.07.2022

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How can Mr. Twits eat worms?

Anonymous 15.07.2022

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Mr and Mrs Twits are funny and smelly. They don’t treat people nicely so the monkeys want to get their own back and is an amazing story

Baroness Pinky Jellybaby 12.09.2021

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My favourite characters were the birds Mr Twit was trying to capture and they eat bird pie every Wednesday. I would recommend this book to my mum. The funniest part was when Mr Twit was hanging upside down on the tree. Roald Dahl is a funny writer . What do you guys think?

Sir Burp Piccalilli 01.09.2021

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funny book

Sir Slide Rollercoaster 27.08.2021

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really enjoyable, I loved when the monkeys play a mean but funny trick on mr and mrs twit causing them to get the shrinks! I really recommend this book to anyone who wants a good jolly laugh!

Captain Heroica Quarantine 24.08.2021

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really funny

Captain Portobello Custard 18.07.2021

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Mr and Mrs twit are foul and smelly Mrs twit an old hag with a glass eye They've kept and took muggle wump the monkey and his family they have been caged for so long but it's time for revenge. This I would recommend to numerous readers

Anonymous 13.07.2021