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15 Things Not to Do with a Baby

Margaret McAllister, Holly Sterling

15 Things Not to Do with a Baby

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

25 reviews

Congratulations! You now have a baby in your family. Follow our top tips and you’ ll all be very happy. Don’ t lend your baby to a kangaroo, plant your baby in the garden, or take to school with you – and definitely don’ t send your baby to play with an elephant!

DO cuddle your baby, read to your baby, sing to your baby and give your baby lots and lots of love.

Reviews

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It was funny

Nurse Panther Waxwork 19.08.2023

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Funny because of all the silly ideas but very sweet at the end. I did find some bits confusing because I don't understand why a baby can't paint a picture

Judge Esmerelda Sunshine 16.08.2023

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Good book

Queen Tuesday Endeavour 02.08.2023

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It is very interesting book, I like the baby, sister and octopus the most. It was funny at times like putting baby in the peg.

Doctor Zizou Bobble-hat 25.07.2023

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Very funny and caring

Queen Mistral Pennyfarthing 25.08.2022

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I found this book funny as I have a new baby brother and we laughed about all the things not to do with a baby. The illustrations in this book are really good too and we thoroughly enjoyed looking at them. I think my friends with younger siblings would also find this book fun to read.

Queen Esmerelda Jellybaby 07.08.2022

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I liked this story. I think my Auntie needs to give this book to Uncle so he knows what to do with my new cousin!

Madam Bernice Rollerskate 09.08.2021

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This was my favourite because it had lots of funny stuff, such as, 'don't peg a baby on a washing line or send him up in a hot air balloon'.

Anonymous 09.08.2021

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Don't send your baby to play with elephant, lend him to a cangaroo, or give the baby to an octopus to cuddle.....

Officer Mistral Windchime 06.08.2021

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Very funny!

Princess Magnolia Starlight 26.07.2021

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It's a really good book and I would recommend this to someone else.

Dame Lacey Shortbread 30.08.2019

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The kangaroo was funny

Anonymous 26.08.2019

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I really liked this book because it made me laugh.

General Tuesday Rollercoaster 31.07.2019

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I liked big sister best. I would recommend this book

Principal Morgana Shortbread 22.06.2019

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It was actually quite funny and the best bits were "Don't peg the baby on the washing line" and "Don't plant your baby in the garden then forget where you left him"!

Coach Aphrodite Bumblebee 03.09.2018

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It was funny all the things not to do with baby especially when they said don't let baby play with an elephant.

Marshal Ariel Sudoku 08.08.2018

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I like this book. I am sure there are more to learn.

Anonymous 22.09.2017

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My mummy is having a baby so I can tell her what not to do with our new baby when they come!

Anonymous 15.08.2017

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found this book very funny especially as she is getting a baby brother soon

Anonymous 03.07.2017

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It was really funny.

Anonymous 10.07.2016