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The Emperor's New Clones: Red Banana

Jonathan Emmett

The Emperor's New Clones: Red Banana

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

21 reviews

A brilliantly funny first chapter book featuring a winning combination of space, sci-fi and sport!

Nine-year-old Robbie Remus has just become Emperor of the Galaxy. But all he really wants to do is play blasterball! He finds all of his official duties very boring indeed. If only there was someone else to do them for him.

But then Robbie meets Professor Parton. The Professor has just invented a cloning machine, which gives Rodney an excellent idea . . .

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Reviews

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what a nightmare! very funny

Captain Hercules Tyrannosaurus 14.12.2024

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Pictures weren't that good

Chief Pudsey Lavalamp 25.08.2023

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I liked this fictional book because Robbie is in space and just wanted to play blasterball, but got elected to be emperor! Robbie cloned himself, but the other clone shared the same mind as him. This story is quite funny. The other clone started cloning other clones and they all had the same mind and all wanted to play blasterball, so they all started arguing over jobs in the Palace.

Anonymous 15.08.2022

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This was funny. I liked it.

Officer Agnetha Bluebird 01.08.2022

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I didn't really like this one! It was just about sports and emperor duties. I wouldn't recommend this one to a friend.

Marshal Zizou Wellington 30.07.2022

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I wish I had a clone

Marshal Virgil Bluebird 28.07.2021

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The story was good, when Robbie discovered the science lab and made 7 clones. I would recommend to people who like basketball and silly stories.

Esquire Stinky Manatee 30.08.2020

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none was sad. I am very happy that they had clones because utherwise he is the Empreror. his faverout thing to do is to play blasterball. his friend had a long sleeved top and boxer shorts.

Judge Candyfloss Glitterball 01.08.2020

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I didn’t like the parents of the kids.

Princess Diamond Stegosaurus 30.08.2019

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I thought this book was brilliant! The 6 Robbies were my favourite. I think people would enjoy this book because it was so funny.

Captain Virgil Tyrannosaurus 15.08.2019

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It was really funny.

Master Jazzy Tyrannosaurus 08.08.2018

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Good book

Judge Raccoon Glitterball 26.07.2018

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Didn't like the 1st chapter as it was just about Blasterball and I hadn't heard of that but then it was good as the boy was chosen to be the Emperor. If I could make a clone of me I'd be happy as I could have some days off school.

Commander Mars Elephant 24.07.2018

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The Emperor wants to play his favourite sport Blasterball but he is too busy being an Emperor. So he makes some clones to do his duties for him.

Anonymous 20.12.2017

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Best part was when Robbie made lots of clones.

Anonymous 10.09.2017

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It was a good idea to make one copy of yourself but not 7!

Anonymous 14.08.2017

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This book is a chapter book and isn't as predictable as some stories.

Anonymous 09.08.2017

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the emperor used a machine to make more emperors. This was funny.

Anonymous 26.07.2017

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People should read this book because it is very fun to read and will be hard to take your eyes off

Anonymous 10.07.2017

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The book was good because he does what he likes to do in the end.

Anonymous 13.08.2016