Danger is Still Everywhere: Beware of the Dog (Danger is Everywhere book 2)
Chris Judge, David O'Doherty
DANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE: Beware of the Dog! Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YES And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO Has he written it yet? NO Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBE Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is hiding in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year (POTY) contest is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. . . For Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE *A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs. Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE is the second brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. Praise for DANGER IS EVERYWHERE: 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' The Times 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times 'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.comcom
Reviews
I liked it because it was written like a comic, had lots of pictures and was very funny. There wasn’t really a beginning middle and end structure.
Commander Chip Waltzer 10.08.2024
Great book, and really funny!
Prince Bruno Birdbath 29.07.2024
This book was just as hilarious as the first book. It was really fun to read and it didn't take that long to read it.
Judge Carnaby Sausage-Roll 06.07.2024
I would recommend it to my friends
Senor Grip Turkey 31.12.2023
Very funny
Doctor Fandango Casserole 04.09.2023
Really funny... No bad bits.
Chief Flash Sofa 22.07.2023
Good funny book perfect for summer!
Coach Blueberry Scratchings 21.07.2023
I liked it. It was a bit strange. Is it real? Or not.
Captain Jet Starlight 20.07.2023
It's really entertaining - even though it's from 2015! Despite that, most of the stuff in there isn't real - particularly the Puddle Shark - sharks can't even FIT in puddles! I recommend this book for 7-9 year-olds.
Nurse Cilla Luther 02.01.2023
This book is very entertaining.
Professor Angel Slingshot 19.12.2022
I liked this book as its factual but fun and still shows you what is dangerous. I would recommend this to my friends
General Dobbin Bluebird 26.08.2022
It is good for humour and silly ideas like dangerology. I have laughed while reading this and I read it very fast because I was gripped.
Ambassador Kipper Custard 02.08.2022
I loved this book because it's silly.I liked napkin the most since she's realy funny.I would recommend this to fun lovers.
Baron Quicksand Ridiculous 27.08.2021
This book is great! I can't wait to read the other one in the collection, I have read the 2nd and 3rd and was excited to see there is anither one (book 1) that I haven't yet read.
Officer Llama Possum 25.08.2021
Extremely amusing, napkin was the best (the dog)
Lieutenant Switch Archer 20.08.2021
This was my favourite book. It was fiction, but they acted like it was non-fiction. My favourite character was The Pebble - I can't believe he saved someone's life. I would recommend this,
Corporal Ice-T Remmington 17.08.2021
This book was awesome! It's made me laugh and I recommended it to my brother
Lord Pug Scratchings 16.08.2021
It was funny.
Judge Bruno Quest 27.07.2021
Silly but very funny
Corporal Zeus Piano-key 19.07.2021
It was amazing and really funny
Sergeant Pluto Pipistrel 13.07.2021
