The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life
Mark Lowery, Hannah Shaw
A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut!
Roman Garstang is obsessed with food – particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts – but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman’s week takes a very sticky turn . . .
By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs, narrowly avoided a faceful of warm toddler-wee, accidentally shoplifted, been given a lift in a getaway van, styled his teacher’s guinea pig with a blue mohawk, started an OAP riot . . . and still barely managed to scoff a crumb – or lick – of a single doughnut.
Who knew jam could be so deadly?
Reviews
this book was very funny ad it was enjoyable to read
Anonymous 31.01.2018
Star Reviewer
It is a very funny and interesting story. It is fiction and my favourite character was Jane because I think she is very funny and smart. I would recommend it to my friends because I know that they like funny stories.
Princess Blueberry Spinner 03.09.2023
It was a very nice comedy book loved it! I would definitely recommend this book to someone who's in for a bumpy ride and likes fun, comedy books.
Anonymous 31.07.2023
Recommend this for silly people as it has lots of jokes and mad characters
Chief Burp Pumpernickel 18.07.2023
I just absolutely loved this book this is my favourite book I just wish it never ended
Nurse Beany Jumpsuit 17.07.2022
I liked it when Roman got stung by a jelly fish. It was a very funny book. I would recommend it.
Empress Bijou O’Doughnut 10.09.2021
The book was so funny that now I want to read it again
Anonymous 10.07.2021
It was very funny and even made my sister want to read it. She usually doesn’t like reading.
Senorita Beany Chocolate-mousse 27.11.2020
This is a great book
King Gargoyle Jellybaby 14.09.2020
It was a funny engaging book!
Esquire Stinky Sheep-Dip 23.08.2020
it was extremely funny and my favourite character was Darren I would definitely recommend it to others
Anonymous 14.08.2020
It makes you really wanna punch some of the characters in the face
Officer Jet Shortbread 10.08.2020
This I a good book.
Constable Raccoon Jumpsuit 10.08.2020
The person I liked was Jane because she is very tidy. The book has very funny adjectives and words with a kids who is sick on a school trip. His name is Kevin but his friends call him Kevin the Volcaneow. There teacher is called Mrs McDonald and she has a hamster called Mr Wiggles. Two of her studunts shaved Mr Wiggles and he was bold.
Fairy Mildred Endeavour 05.08.2020
A hillarous book where Roman Garstang gets up to all sorts of trouble with his friends and all because of his favourite thing in life, jam doughnuts.
Anonymous 27.07.2020
What I thought about this book was that it was very exciting and funny.The person I liked best was Darren as he was very funny.I would recommend it tom people who love comedy.
Count Quicksand Mouse 24.07.2020
Really funny and matches real life situations.
Principal Daisy Glitterball 19.07.2020
I thought this book was very funny. The characters get themselves into a lot of mischief and trouble. My favourite character in this book is Roman, as he is very funny and addicted to doughnuts. One doughnut, however, gets him and his so-called 'friends' into a pickle which lasts almost the whole book. I am very excited to read the next book in the series.
Senor Neptune Foxtail 19.07.2020
It is a funny, fiction book. My favourite character is Darren because he is crazy. I would recommend this book.
Coach Panther Foxtail 14.06.2020
I liked that all of the problem was because of one single jam doughnut! It was hilarious. My favourite character was Jane who went crazy.
Baroness Birthday-cake Tyrannosaurus 06.08.2018
