Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
Macmillan Adult's Books, Macmillan Children's Books, Jane Eccles
Subjects
- Facts & Information - lists, stats and plenty of facts
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
Average rating
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!
With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who’s in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
Reviews
Ver good
Senorita Angel Nuggets 02.09.2025
Funny book, it was an easy read.
Senorita Honeycomb Humdinger 08.01.2025
This book was really funny and easy to read.
Professor Pirate Godzilla 21.08.2024
Very good , i play football myself and i just love laughing .
Chief Snoopy Rollercoaster 19.12.2023
It was funny and easy to read
Earl Pirate Ridiculous 13.09.2023
cool book
Anonymous 17.07.2023
Very funny jokes.
Baron Octopus Waterfall 10.09.2022
I think some of the jokes were funny but most of them weren't.
Professor Quicksand Stegosaurus 03.09.2022
It was funny. I do like to play football.
Inspector Hank Casserole 03.09.2022
Great
Judge Quicksand Supermarket 23.08.2022
This book is a laugh out loud book. It has very good jokes. I would recommend this book to people who are football fans.
Judge Pug Peanut-butter 29.06.2022
Not as funny as some jokes books I've got
Senor Octopus Jamboree 22.08.2021
Lots of really funny jokes and I was able to read some of these all by myself.
Viscount Cello Frankenstein 10.08.2021
Loved it the jokes were really funny
Coach Grip Hedgehog 02.09.2020
Some of the jokes wasn’t too funny
King Race-car Scratchings 19.08.2020
Some jokes funny but not all of them.
Viscount Race-car Custard 14.08.2020
My favourite joke was the Tottenham coldspur joke. I would recommend this book to kids who like football.
Anonymous 10.07.2020
It was funny, I would tell the rest of my football team to read it.
Anonymous 30.07.2019
It was funny
Ambassador Gonzo Gormenghast 23.07.2019
Some jokes were funny
Anonymous 09.08.2018
