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The Funniest Animal Joke Book Ever

Joe King

The Funniest Animal Joke Book Ever

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

25 reviews

You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!

Reviews

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Some jokes are great but some are not funny.

Count Octopus Windchime 01.09.2023

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I think it was quite a good read, but the reason I rated it 4 stars only is because ive already heard many of the jokes. 😁

Countess Diamond Scratchings 22.07.2023

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I like jokes, that because I have chosen this book. I definitely would recommend it to my friends. Specially I liked the joke about why you can’t play card games in the jungle- there are too many cheetahs!

Anonymous 16.08.2022

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it thought of my brother he doesn't laugh at my joke so this helps I like the snake joke it went like hisss tory it interest me because it help me with jokes I recommend a person like who doesn't know jokes

Anonymous 13.08.2022

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I would highly recommend this joke book to my friends

Baron Pablo Desperado 12.08.2022

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This book was really good to read. I learnt lots of new joke and shared them with my family. I would recommend this.

Dona Aspidistra Chipperfield 31.08.2021

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Some of the jokes didn’t make sense to me but it was a good joke book!

Senorita Nectarine Toothpaste 18.08.2021

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This book is hilarious!!! My favorite joke was: "what`s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?" answer: one pours with rain, the other roars with pain!!!

Madam Morgana Armchair 09.08.2021

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This book was so funny.

Madam Petunia Bonsai 07.09.2020

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I like the joke about pigs being pen-paws.

Master Jiminy Sequins 06.09.2020

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The jokes were hilariously funny and creative which I really like!

Doctor Cupcake Teacup 06.09.2020

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Love this book really funny.I liked some of the jokes. I loved reading most of the jokes. I stood up in the classroom and shared them with everyone's my little sister even tells them at nursery!

Anonymous 26.06.2020

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This book has great jokes. Rate it 3 stars

Quest-seeker Neptune Foxtail 11.08.2019

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It's very very very very funny

Professor Esmerelda Bucket 09.02.2018

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Love this book..really funny

Anonymous 05.09.2017

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It was very funny

Anonymous 01.09.2017

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i liked some of the jokes.

Earl Tyler Sudoku 28.08.2017

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Very funny jokes, I've been telling them to all my family.

Anonymous 27.08.2017

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Some really funny jokes. Even my little brother tells them now!

Anonymous 17.08.2017

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It's really funny. The Jokes are great. One of them is: They were gonna play cricket but all the bats flew away!

Anonymous 07.08.2017

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