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My Headteacher is a Vampire Rat

Pamela Butchart, Thomas Flintham

My Headteacher is a Vampire Rat

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  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
  • Friends & Family - tears and laughter, and happy ever after

Average rating

5 out 5

85 reviews

The third zippy and zany tale by Pamela Butchart sees Izzy and her friends plunged into more primary-school craziness. This time, they decide that their new head teacher is a vampire rat, based on his being slightly scary, having the blinds drawn in his office during the day and the fact he’s banned garlic bread at lunchtimes. Now they just have to come up with a plan to vanquish him… Another brilliantly funny longer read for the newly confident reader from the best-selling, award-winning, author-illustrator team, Pamela Butchart and Thomas Flintham.

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Reviews

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It was a good book. My favourite characters were Izzy and Zack because they were funny. I would recommend it to my friends.

Princess Venus Peanut-butter 04.09.2024

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Loved it , couldnt put it down.

Judge Portobello Godzilla 23.08.2024

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So funny,

Senorita Daffodil Slingshot 12.08.2024

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It is super cool and fun to read

Professor Lacey Bojangles 25.07.2024

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This is a outstanding book šŸ“š about Izzy and her friends who are suspicious of their new head teacher. He’s sitting in the dark with a photo of him with a VAMPIRE cape on! Plus he banned garlic from the dinner menu! With rats šŸ€ lurking on the second floor what chaos will happen!

Principal Blueberry Stegosaurus 13.07.2024

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I love it,it was the best book I read so far. The new head teacher mr graves he was very brave and very much like a vampire but in the end he was just allergic to garlic and had a snake called Mary. Yes I would from age 7/8-any age.

Queen Ariel Scratchings 20.02.2024

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It was jice

Marshal Harmonica Frankenstein 03.09.2023

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My favorite character was the snake because it scared Izzy and her friends.

Duchess Wanda Buffalo 28.08.2023

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This is one of the funniest books I have ever read

Princess Fenella Sequins 25.08.2023

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I thought this was funny but I felt sorry for the head teacher at the end

Fairy Blossom Bonsai 19.08.2023

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This was a fiction book. My faverout character was Izzy as she was the kindest. This book caught my eye on the shelf as I have read countless others of her books. I would totally recommend this bookI loved it .

Countess Bubbles Paddington 09.08.2023

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In the beginning they thought Mr Graves was a vampire but after loads of investigation they found out he really loved his pet snake and was normal. I also learnt about vampires.

King Zizou Washington 27.07.2023

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I really enjoyed the book. It was really interesting!

Coach Daisy Pipistrel 27.07.2023

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I liked this book because it was funny

Lady Petunia Wheeliebin 22.07.2023

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i love all of her books and it is a fiction and I love fiction books

Anonymous 10.07.2023

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very funny and so is the rest of collection

Madam Nectarine Bookmark 04.09.2022

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this book was really funny because they thought their head teacher was a vampire rat even though he was normal my favroite character was ofcourse the head teacher he was ating suspicious and it was hilarious

Professor Gloriana Elephant 02.09.2022

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These books are really funny - I like the characters and the trouble they get into.

Principal Orchid Stegosaurus 31.08.2022

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Silly Izzy

Captain Rapunzel Sunshine 29.08.2022

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It was good

Anonymous 23.08.2022