Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
David O'Doherty, Chris Judge
Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT? Yes it does. AND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT? That too. AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it. 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl Written by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours: David O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage. Chris Judge (pictures) is the award winning author/illustrator of The Lonely Beast and a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's Brilliant. www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' The Times 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times 'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com
Reviews
Good book but some sections were a little boring.
Prince Bruno Birdbath 29.07.2024
I enjoyed reading this book as it made me laugh and I liked the story. My favourite part was Docter Noel Zone draining the swimming pool because the water was apparently to dangerous. I am looking forward to reading the next book in the collection.
Judge Carnaby Sausage-Roll 03.07.2024
I enjoyed reading this book as it made me laugh and I liked the story. My favourite part was Docter Noel Zone draining the swimming pool because the water was apparently to dangerous. I am looking forward to reading the next book in the collection.
Judge Carnaby Sausage-Roll 03.07.2024
Very goofy!
Senor Grip Turkey 27.12.2023
It was really really funny because it was about a crazy person who is afraid of pretty much everything. It had ways to figure out how to tell if people are vampires, and a page 9 scorpion, plus comics too.
Master Dragon Dangerous 17.12.2023
if you think you will lern something from this you will not! because it is a fiction book. if you read I hope you love it
Anonymous 14.08.2023
I liked it because it teaches you about danger everywhere in funny way
Coach Blueberry Scratchings 21.07.2023
It was very funny
Judge Peaches Bojangles 17.07.2023
Idk
Count Aardvark Wheeliebin 03.07.2023
It's very funny book to read. It's literally explaining that the danger is everywhere! I like Dr Noel Zone because he is the funniest. I would recommend this book for age 7+.
Commander Slide Bottlenose 13.09.2022
Star Reviewer
this book looks really funny and the front cover makes it look BRILLIANT when its a quite funny but not as funny as I hoped
Officer Flossy Bubble-wrap 09.09.2022
A funny handbook for avoiding danger.
Commander Pug Pendragon 27.08.2022
This book is very funny and my favourite character was Noel Zone because of his love of cabbages. The book is not a story. It pretends to be an information book on safety but it's not true- it is just for fun. There are lots of silly animals including the toothbrush snake and the piano walrus. I would recommend this book to someone else because of Noel and his cabbages.
Officer Beany Nuggets 18.08.2022
It was funny because he needs to be feeded worms from the eagle in its secret eagle cave in the forest and it was on the page what said are you against fun. Doctor Noel Zone he is very funny and he has a neighbour, Gretel, and he said be careful, Gretel and he hasn't heard anything from Gretel. I would definitely recommend it.
Fairy Amazonia Eragon 09.08.2022
I found it interesting because it was fact and fiction.
Commander Chip Unicycle 08.08.2022
I loved it it was really funny
Commander Arthur Armchair 30.07.2022
It was really funny and I liked all of his jobs
Director Fandango Heronimus 13.09.2021
I liked the comedy in this book
Captain Itchy Godzilla 05.09.2021
This book was really good, it is non fiction and I would recommend it to my friends.
Lord Pug Scratchings 16.08.2021
pretty funny - learn how to be a dangerologist.
General Pongo Custard 13.08.2021
