Dark Lord: Eternal Detention: Book 3
Jamie Thomson
Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure… Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
Fear me, o miserable worm!
I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed…
BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
-Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame
-Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil
-Torment by the Hewer of Limbs
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
Reviews
I loved it because it was silly and somewhat ridiculous. I recommend it to everyone who likes drama, silliness and adventure.
Major Gonzo Spinner 02.09.2022
Its so creepy, it was alarming when Dirk cut his his hand with the sword, but if he says so that 12 stiches are worse.
Anonymous 18.08.2021
I thought this was an amazing, really interesting book that definitely expanded my range of vocabulary. The person i liked the most was the Dark Lord himself, or Dirk Lloyd, his human name. I would definitely recommend to someone else. I just cannot emphasise enough how much I liked it.
Judge Pablo Heronimus 04.08.2020
I was a bit grim but I recommend it to everyone that is 9-11
Anonymous 27.06.2018
funny and dark and evil at times, has some very funny characters, really enjoyed it.
Anonymous 08.08.2017
An amazing read, although at parts was slightly scary. There are some hilarious moments, some sad ones, and some plain terrifying. This is a book you definitely need to put on your must-read list!
Anonymous 06.09.2015
