Ouch!
David Roberts, Alan McDonald
Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!
Reviews
There are three stories in the book. My favourite story was 'Bottom'. It was hilarious!
Captain Chesney Dangerous 19.08.2023
There were three stories and the second story was the best because they had to wear small swimming pants and after someone’s swimming pants fell off.
Judge Snoopy Sparrow 26.08.2021
This book was funny and I was surprised who won the Junior quiz. Bertie was great in this story. I would recommend this book to someone else, if they like silly stories.
Ambassador Bruno Bumblebee 22.07.2021
I would recommend this book to a friend because it is funny.
Judge Wanda Chocolate-mousse 16.08.2020
My favorite character in the book is Bertie because he is so silly and knows a lot about bogeys and ear wax! And I will definitely recommend this to someone who loves funny books!
Professor Harmonica Tinkle 19.07.2020
I would recommend this book.
Corporal Bruno Slingshot 14.07.2020
IT WAS FUNNY!
Lady Fandango Piano-key 10.01.2020
I love how yucky Bertie can be!
Anonymous 04.09.2017
I liked the bit when Bertie hurt his thumb with the hammer! I also liked when he visited the hospital and the Doctor tricked him. It was very funny.
Anonymous 31.08.2017
I love Dirty Bertie books I've read nearly all of them there brilliant for all the family because some of them are gruesome & disgusting while others are Sweet & cool things & others are adventurers & fun I love these books & I really recommend it !!
Anonymous 24.08.2017
The book was VERY funny because Bertie had no swimming trunks to wear, so he had to wear a pair of silver Speedos.
Anonymous 31.01.2015
I liked this book a-bit but ouch had nails on the front cover so it was kind of funny!
Anonymous 28.08.2014
It's so funny
Anonymous 09.08.2014
dirty book
Anonymous 25.06.2014
Funny, disgusting, hilarious , silly and good.
Anonymous 24.06.2014
Did not keep me really interested
Anonymous 24.06.2014
Funny
Anonymous 24.06.2014
i think others should read this because it is funny and descriptive.
Anonymous 24.06.2014
Because it is funny and gruesome x
Anonymous 24.06.2014
it is like horribe historys without the history
Anonymous 24.06.2014
