Silly Christmas Jokes

Ruthie, Havering Libraries

Today, I thought we could share jokes! I will tell you some of my worst jokes and then you can leave me some of your worst jokes…..

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!

And the last one is for your mum or dad….
What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night!

I hope you enjoyed them – my friends here at the library are still groaning!

Now, its your turn….tell me your WORST jokes!