Geronimo's cousin is stuck in Transratania, the land of vampire bats! His sister Thea drags Geronimo along on a rescue mission, but he might be more of a hindrance than a help. After all, he knows that a vampire bat would love to sink its fangs into a tender mouse like him.
Danny Dingle's Fantastic Finds is a hilariously fun series filled with comic style illustration and witty invention. Perfect for reluctant readers and popular with both girls and boys alike
Knock knock! Who's there? Barry Loser's Christmas Joke Book Wow! Really? It's snow joke…
It's the keelest time of the year, so why not celebrate with this collection of Christmas crackers from everyone's favourite loser?
A festive feast of puns, one-liners, cartoons and funny tales, all with a Barry Loser twist. Perfect for sharing with friends and family and best enjoyed when read very loudly at 5am on Christmas morning. All jokes guaranteed to make you snort-laugh a mince pie through your nose*.
We wish you a Barry Christmas, and an amazekeel new year!
*Any unfunny jokes were written by Barry's dad.
Have you read all the Barry Loser books?
I am not a Loser
I am still not a Loser
I am so over being a Loser
Barry Loser and the holiday of doom
Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton
Barry Loser hates half term
Barry Loser and the birthday billions
Barry Loser: I am Not a Loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.
Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and bestselling BARRY LOSER series, as well as the superkeel spin-off series, FUTURE RATBOY. Jim lives in London and also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.
Four Tiny Tales in one GREAT-GREAT-GREAT gift edition!
Featuring My Treasure Hunt Trouble!, My Great Big Birthday Bash!, My Playful Puppy Problem! and My Really Wheely Racing Day!, younger Humphrey fans will love this bind-up edition of the bestselling books.
With a fresh, clean new look for the Tiny Tales series, these stories are perfect for young readers age 6+.
Milo’s a rhino.
He likes to do all sorts of rhino-y things . . .
He likes writing and climbing
and banister-sliding
and mountain bike riding,
he paints and he sings.
Milo just loves being a rhino – but there’s one small problem . . . rhinos don’t cry.
At least that’s what Spike-O Mcree, his movie-star hero, always says. But when Milo meets Spike-O face to face, he finds out that not only is crying OK, it’s also very brave!
This energetic and engaging rhyming story is the first in a series of books highlighting the importance of children expressing their feelings.
Mark Grist is a multi-award-winning poet and international battle rapper with over 40 million views for his poetry and rap videos online.
Aliens are coming… to get up your nose!
Aliens are coming! At the end of book four, Bob sent a signal to the GUNK Aliens telling them to invade earth. But there’s no need to panic just yet – our hero Jack managed to weaken the signal, so they shouldn’t get the message for a long time.
There’s just one problem… other aliens are closer by, and they WILL get the message!
Now Jack and the gang have to get to Bob’s base so they can use GUNGE’s equipment to neutralise the alien threat. First, though they’ve got to deal with the strange creature that’s terrorising swimmers at the beach. And then they’ve got an even bigger challenge – they’ve got to FIND Bob’s base…
This is crammed with Tom's stories and doodles. ""It's BOOK WEEK in
Oakfield school and EVERYONE is very excited. Including all the
teachers, who are making costumes of their own. Mr Keen says there's
an EXCELLENT prize on offer for BEST costumes worn on BOOK DAY.
So suddenly making a good costume is VITALLY important, but tricky
and Delia's not much help (as usual). Then Marcus decides that
HE is a super hero and can't understand why 'Super Marcus' isn't
the best name.""
Oh! You opened the book.
I assume that was an accident?
No problem, accidents happen.
I'm not even angry.
Just please don't turn the page!
Monster will do anything for you to not open this book, but what will happen if you do?
Young readers will love doing everything they are asked not to, and turning the pages to discover Monster's hilarious secret at the end of this funny picture book.
Do Not Open This Book is the hilarious, best-selling new book from Australian radio DJ and comedian Andy Lee.
A ridiculously funny story for kids, big and small... do you dare open this book?!
