Geronimo and his family are deep in the Amazon jungle, hunting for the legendary Ruby of Fire. But some dangerous mice are hot on their tails, and the quest soon becomes a race against time. Can the Stiltons prevent the stone from falling into the wrong hands?
The second hilarious story about the irrepressible penguins of City Zoo, from award-winning author Jeanne Willis. One of the fantastic titles in the Awesome Animals series – the funniest fiction, starring the wildest wildlife, from prize winning authors..
Two baby penguins are missing and the rest of the City Zoo penguins set out across the zoo on a daring rescue. They hang with the monkeys, fish for clues in the aquarium and try not to get spotted in the leopard’s lair on a fast-paced adventure full of fun.
From the hilarious daily adventures of Winking Poo to the sporting antics of Guy with Shades, these jokes are sure to make you smile, snort and cry with laughter.
Hi! I'm Oliver Tibbs (some people call me 'Oliver Fibbs') and sometimes my life gets a little DAB - Dull And Boring. So from time to time I 'get creative' with the truth at Show and Tell. But this time something exciting REALLY HAS happened! Dad has been bitten by a strange tropical insect, and struck down with Wenghi Benghi Fever. It's highly likely the bugs will get me too - and I'll break out in green spots, orange boils, a red rash and probably turn into a bloodsucking zombie killer - like Agent Q in my favourite comic!
""Outrageously funny"" - The GuardianI,
Bella Fisher, am absolutely WINNING at FAILING at life.
I once got my tongue stuck to a box of Calippos
in a supermarket
I accidentally called my geography teacher
Mum. Twice. He wasn't impressed.
I'm a geek. And not
in a geek-chic kind of way, but in a secretly-caring-about-failing-maths-and-science
way.
I always fail maths and science.
So it figures that when I meet the
FITTEST BOY IN THE WORLD, Zac, I'm doing solo star jumps. While
dressed as a cereal box.
*(NOTE TO SELF, fancy dress = HE-WILL-NEVER-EVER-FANCY-ME
dress.)
Now I've got to somehow persuade
Zac to come to prom with me - while avoiding my evil ex and
dealing with a secret so mega-awks I want to Ctrl-Z my brain...
What could go wrong?
Oh yeah, that's right. Absolutely
everything.
A uniquely hilarious voice and a fresh,
honest take at modern teenage-dom Super Awkward
is the Bridget Jones' Diary for the Instagram generation
Perfect for readers moving on from Dork
Diaries and Wimpy Kid
Readers
won't be able to resist Bella, who is loveable even when making
a mess of things
The author, Beth Garrod, has worked for
the BBC and MTV, launching creative campaigns and shows
around the world
Join everybody’s favourite flat boy for another magical adventure – It’s Jeff Brown’s Flat Stanley.
Stanley’s Christmas Adventure
Santa Claus is fed up. No one appreciates Christmas any more, so why should he deliver any presents? Santa's daughter, Sarah Christmas, asks the Lambchops for help. They have to find a way to save Christmas – and if anyone can, it's Stanley!
Jeff Brown’s world-famous character Flat Stanley continues to charm half a century after he first found his way into print.
A hilarious rollercoaster ride of pure entertainment for 9+ readers everywhere, Birthday Boy is the new Baddiel Blockbuster: featuring David's inimitable and award-winning combination of wish-fulfilment, heart and hilarity, all brought to life by regular collaborator Jim Field's witty, stylish illustrations.
'Before you reject me, before you hate me, remember: I never asked to be Hel's queen.'
But being a normal teenager wasn't an option either. Now she's stuck ruling the underworld. For eternity.
She doesn't want your pity. But she does demand that you listen. It's only fair you hear her side of the story . . . It didn't have to be like this.
""Engagingly light-hearted, Pratchettesque comic fantasy"" - The Guardian
When Brutalia's ever suspicious Queen is forewarned of a new enemy - a nearby island called Bonrock - Mort is worried. As a pacifist, he's a firm believer that strangers are just friends they haven't met yet. Then he and his best friend and fellow pacifist Weed are sent to the island to investigate.
But Bonrock is a warm and welcoming place, with luscious landscapes and tropical waters. Mort's relieved - there's no need to fight! Until they stumble upon something terrifying. Perhaps there really is trouble in paradise?
The third book in a wickedly funny series about an aspiring pacifist in a brutal kingdom, perfect for fans of the HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON series,?FROSTHEART?and?THE NOTHING TO SEE HERE HOTEL.
Praise for MORT THE MEEK AND THE RAVENS' REVENGE:
""Crammed with wisecracking corvids and outrageous wordplay, it's engagingly light-hearted, Pratchettesque comic fantasy"" - The Guardian
""Delahaye's writing is clever and hilarious and bursting with creativity"" - Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of HOW TO CHANGE THE WORLD
""A rip-roaringly funny read from the queen of comedy"" - Linda C, Educator
""This is a hilariously dark adventure for anyone who wants to stand up for what's right"" - Tsam P, Bookseller
