When Hex discovers that his long-lost father is happily living on Planet Earth, he can't believe his luck. He decides to give up space invading for good and join his dad. The only problem is, Hex can't fly a spaceship... Will he make it in one piece?
Horrid Henry helps himself to all the money he needs to win his favourite board game, comes up with another spectacular money-making scheme for launching a newspaper with all the school gossip, vows vengeance on Perfect Peter when Peter nicks his birthday party theme and has his own Pirate Party, and gets it by taking over as Head Teacher when Peter plays school with his goody-goody friends.
Read by Miranda Richardson
Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty 'Princesses' who run the school and the boy who's caught her eye.
Will she be able to overcome her fears and win her bet with Rafe? Find out THE TRUTH about Rafe Khatchadorian's sister in the first Middle School story from the point of view of the hilarious Georgia - a girl who's ready to speak her mind!
Following on from Jasper Space Dog, Jasper Viking Dog, follows the hilarious intentions of an ambitious young hound and his enthusiastic friend, Charlie Tanner. In the second book in the series, Charlie and Jasper consult Harold the Curator, who runs the local Viking Museum. to find out more about the lives of Viking dogs!
Frank’s long-suffering parents decide it’s time for a holiday – looking after a whole zooful of animals is VERY hard work. Leaving Gran in charge, they set off. But the further from home they get, the more anxious Frank gets.
What if Gran can’t cope? What if his animals need him? He decides to take drastic action – with dire consequences!
A nail-biting follow-up to the bestselling Baby’s First Bank Heist and Baby’s First Jailbreak.
A hilarious collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for 7-year-olds.
What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
Waiter, Waiter! What can you suggest for a quick snack?
Runner beans.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it.
Packed with over 300 rib-tickling jokes on dinosaurs, football, space and much, much more. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly illustrations for extra laughs, this is a te he he-larious collection that 7-year-olds will love.
Also available in the Funny Kids Jokes series:
9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds
9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds
Come with Claude on a smashing adventure! These waggy tales are perfect for new readers, with illustrations on every page. As seen on TV - Claude is the star of his very own TV show!
'Illustrated with humour and elegance ...' The Sunday Times
Claude and Sir Bobblysock are excited to discover a Stonking Great Big Sports Day at their local sports centre! They are even more excited when they are asked to take part. But Claude's doggy paddle isn't quite fast enough, and he's not quite as good at gymnastics as he thought he might be. Then some robbers steal the big gold trophy and Claude chases them - can he run fast enough to catch them?
'For emerging readers I recommend the Claude books' Irish Sunday Independent
Catch up with ten terrific years of Claude! Read on with:
Claude on Holiday
Claude in the City
Claude at the Circus
Claude in the Country
Claude in the Spotlight
Claude on the Slopes
Claude Lights! Camera! Action!
Claude Going for Gold
Santa Claude
Claude Adventures
Claude All At Sea
Claude at the Palace
Claude Doodle Book
Claude: All About Keith
Claude Snazzy Dress-Up Sticker Book
Claude: Anyone for Strawberries?
Claude Ever-So-Summery Sticker Book
Danny is very excited to have his Granny over to visit. When she takes her teeth out and puts them in a glass before bed Danny is puzzled. It's not long before Danny is wearing his Granny's teeth and bringing them to school!
Danny is up to mischief as usual: with full colour illustrations throughout this exciting tale will have the reader laughing out loud!
The Strongest Mum is a warm, funny and original story about a parent-child relationship, perfect for learning about helping each other out, and a great gift to share time and time again.
Little Bear is sure that no-one is as strong as his mum. She can carry anything: his bike, Zebra’s shopping, Elephant’s carpet and even . . . Flamingo’s piano! And of course, there’s ALWAYS room in her handbag for Little Bear’s treasures. But even mums can get tired and need a helping hand sometimes, as Little Bear learns when Mum takes on one thing too many, with hilarious and heart-warming consequences.
Packed full of endearing animal characters, it is sure to delight young children. Nicola Kent’s bright, jewel-like colours and eye-catching illustrations make this a truly stunning picture book.
Sail back to a vicious time with fearsome seafaring Viking warriors
with big boats, big shields and enormous ginger beards. Readers
can discover all the foul facts about the Vicious Vikings, including
Viking Gods in wedding dresses, corpses on trial and Death
by booby-trapped statues.
History with the nasty bits left in!
2013 is HORRIBLE HISTORIES twentieth anniversary.