SO I'm stood on a stage in front of the whole school, I've got soggy noodles on my head AND MY MUM IS SINGING IN A TUTU...
Beth is back for another hilarious adventure. And with her school talent show, Dad's karaoke superstardom, Mum teaching at her school AND a potentially evil childminder, life is messier than ever!
Perfect for reluctant readers and fans of TOM GATES, BADLY DRAWN BETH book 1 won the 2016 Lollies award for funniest book for 6-8 year olds.
You can't fail to laugh - at the story and at the wonderful illustrations which so superbly echo what is happening (Parents In Touch)
Life is messier and more embarrassing than ever for Beth, as she takes to the stage for the school talent show. (Little London Magazine)
The illustrations in this book are the highlight for me -- it is packed full of pictures which help you to imagine he funny situations (Ayla Lee Inci, aged 8 Kidaround Magazine (North essex))
The story is sprinkled throughout with truly funny illustrations that will have most children laughing out loud. The final scene at the talent contest is hysterical with roller skates tutus and Chinese noodles. Well worth a read if you need a good laugh (School Librarian)
Enter the exotic world of lush and steamy rainforests. Fern acts as our guide, conquering her fear of heights and spiders to introduce the reader to the world's tallest trees, stinkiest plants and hairiest insects. Lots of horrible information, as well as a balanced look at ecological issues.
From No. 1 bestselling children’s author David Walliams comes his biggest and most epic adventure!
This is the story of a ten-year-old orphan and a 10,000-year-old mammoth…
A hilarious, rhyming adventure about a band of pirate cats! From Peter Bently and Jim Field – illustrator of the bestselling Oi Frog books.
Winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize!
Off shot Alfonso as swift as an arrow, through alleys and gardens and streets dark and narrow.
He told every cat to prepare for a treat: ""Follow me and you'll get all the fish you can eat!""
When Alfonso the cat hears there's a boat coming into harbour stuffed with tasty haddock, he hatches a plan. It's brave! It's bold! And it involves a ghost pirate ship, some rather gullible fishermen and cats... LOTS of cats.
With a bouncy, rhyming story and illustrations from the bestselling Jim Field - perfect for reading aloud!
Top 50 Villains is packed full of foul facts and loathsome lists
all about vile villains. From gangs of gangsters to maniacs who massacre,
meet the biggest baddies in history and discover how they
tortured and terrified their way to the top. Find out whose savage
speciality was nostril-splitting, which evil emperor served up
guts in gold dishes, whose axe-murdering antics were turned into
a ballet and much more. It's all you need to know about villains
- all the gore and more!
Discover the most entertaining way to spend the year: with a spot of spring cleaning (that ends in a mess), a summer picnic (invaded by ants), Halloween dress-up (or not, if you’re already scary) and the only thing to be done in December…
The Grinny Granny Donkey is the third
picture book from Craig Smith and Katz Cowley, the bestselling
creative team behind the phenomenal bestseller, The Wonky Donkey!
Meet Grinny Granny - the latest addition to the beloved
Donkey family. And just like Wonky Donkey and Dinky Donkey,
she is silly and funny all at once.
With a wonderful rhyming text and illustrations full of humour,
The Grinny Granny Donkey will make you hee haw
with laughter!
The Wonky Donkey was recommended as a favourite bedtime
read by Tom Fletcher on BookTrust
A brilliantly funny story by Craig Smith and beautiful illustrations
by Katz Cowley will guarantee that The Grinny Granny
Donkey will become your new favourite picture book
The perfect gift
The award-winning Donkey books bring families
together with love, laughter and fun
A laugh-out-loud tale celebrating difference, from the bestselling creators of Supertato. Now in a chunky board book, perfect for little hands to hold.
