What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock it.
How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers.
Shaped like a space rocket this hilarious book is packed with over one hundred laugh-out-loud jokes about astronauts, planets, aliens, space ships, the solar system and much, much more. This brilliant collection is filled with funny one liners and quirky black-and-white drawings, and is sure to have adults and children alike in stitches. Published to mark the 50th anniversary of the Apollo moon landings.
With playful illustrations and engaging, guessing game text, young paleontologists-to-be will want to revisit ""Dinosaurs from Head to Tail"" again and again!
Find out how to perfect your skills, from dribbling and passing to scoring and saving goals, play competitively for a club and expand your abilities into captaining a team. Whether you're new to football or looking to develop your skills, this book will tell you everything you need to know, from finding out what are the best things about being able to play football well to discovering what it takes to become a champion footballer.
Discover advice from experts and top tips on how to improve, plus a quiz so you can find out how mad about football you really are!
The Mad About series of books helps children age 8+ perfect a variety of hobbies and skills, from art and cartoons to football and gymnastics.
Strange But True is an eye-popping compendium of extreme, bizarre and weird animals, places and strange phenomena Did you know there's a plant that eats mice? That you can dip your toe in a rainbow-coloured river? Or peer into the Doorway to Hell? Find out the where, why and how in Strange But True. Ideal for those curious young minds who are fascinated by our weird and wonderful world. Stuffed full of strange animals, peculiar weather and odd places, Strange But True unravels all these astonishing strange phenomena, from fish that rain from the sky to huge sinkholes, through specially commissioned CGI artworks, jaw-dropping illustration and clear scientific explanations.
Find out about 50 of the most common insects found in Britain today. Full descriptions of the insects, along with their scientific name, size, family and habitat, will help you to recognise which insect is which. Beautiful, large colour photographs will help make identification easy. Perfect for the new National Curriculum, this book includes fascinating information about different insects life cycles, their unique body parts and their habitats. A simple activity shows you how to make a home for ladybirds where they can hibernate through winter. Become a nature detective and explore the natural world around you. If you enjoy this book, then why not search out the other titles in this series: British Birds; British Mammals; British Trees; British Wild Flowers and British Seashore.
Featuring over 200 of your favourite characters, this title takes you through them all, one page at a time. It packs the whole of the Disney Pixar world, from ""Toy Story"" to 2012's ""Brave"".
This reference book is filled with weird and wonderful facts about survival and extinction. Go back millions of years to find out about insects as big as birds and fish with teeth, why you could be related to a chimp, and which incredible creatures are still being discovered.
Get ready to drop into a new world of Fortnite. Take your seat on the Battle Bus and skydive into this new, awesome ultimate guide. Explore brand-new locations and discover the best places to drop, snipe and hide. Along with tips to make sure you come out top in every battle, it's the only Fortnite guide you'll every need.
Gaming
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the Milky Way!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Why did the alien knit itself three socks?
Because it grew another foot!
Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
